Recently declassified documents have revealed that a megaa party is currently underway at TumTum Land, the mystical paradise where there are no classes and TumTums are always available. According to the documents, this party has been going on for almost four months nonstop, and with most of the TumTum drivers attending there is naturally a shortage of TumTums to ferry students to classes.
According to sources hanging precariously from the back of a TumTum waltzing in the TumTum Land, the ongoing party has in attendance almost all of our most illustrious tumtum drivers – even those who drive the buses plying on the hill side route, including the famous Kalmuha who had been driving the hijacked bus last year. A notable absence is TumTum manager Manish Godara, who is said to have his placements this semester.
TumTum Land is another name for the famed Land of Paradise, accessible by The Road to Paradise.
Among the various attractions are a hermetically sealed tumtum filled with smoke from Dutta’s Finest, maintained at a pressure of 3 bars, and a full-size replica of our swimming pool, but filled with supercharged beer instead of chlorinated water. Also featured is an enclave with Ise Kehte Hai playing on repeat.
Several freshies were found stranded at H5 bus stand, waiting for TumTums that would never come.
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